You are looking at the mug shot of a
dangerous criminal who perpetrated a
ferocious attack on our sweet baby last night. As Cohen innocently played with said toy, it somehow
swallowed his entire right leg, which was quickly the cause for much
panic. (It was as if he were kneeling inside the box so there was no room to straighten his leg to get the knee out.) Witnesses
Rita and Sumo watched as Dad came to the rescue of our tear-faced tot. Thanks for the
death trap,
Hardys!
2 comments:
You're lucky Brad is a mechanical genius...
Wow, maybe we need to look into a law suit for FisherPrice. I get half of the settlement. Sorry about that.
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