1.19.2007

Rescue 911

You are looking at the mug shot of a dangerous criminal who perpetrated a ferocious attack on our sweet baby last night. As Cohen innocently played with said toy, it somehow swallowed his entire right leg, which was quickly the cause for much panic. (It was as if he were kneeling inside the box so there was no room to straighten his leg to get the knee out.) Witnesses Rita and Sumo watched as Dad came to the rescue of our tear-faced tot. Thanks for the death trap, Hardys!

2 comments:

sumo said...

You're lucky Brad is a mechanical genius...

Anonymous said...

Wow, maybe we need to look into a law suit for FisherPrice. I get half of the settlement. Sorry about that.